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slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

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gendeerfluid:

thighabetic:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

It’s so much better than you expect it to be.

FUCK

I really thought I was going to be disappointed then the good part happened and promptly pissed my pants laughing.